Daddy, are you my friend?
To his dinner: Hello, food. I am going to eat you.
To me, when I tell him it's time to leave Nana's house: I need a second.
Let's watch Jeopardy! Or the dancing show! (The dancing show = So You Think You Can Dance)
Blame it on the juice! Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a! (Nice one, no? Taught to him by his father.)